korean pornstar

So I got my hair cut and was walking home yesterday, and I see this couple walking towards me. They’re holding hands, talking, and generally unnoticeable. I wouldn’t have even acknowledged their presence if the guy didn't suddenly stop walking, with a complete shock on his face.

You know how I get fascinated by random entertainment. And even this I don’t know, I was just intrigued. He stopped dead like a deer caught in the headlights. And the chick just kept on going. So what did she say? Obviously it was surprising, since he looked stunned. But the thing was she just kept on going, like she didn’t care.

So there I was, thinking of all the things she could have said to cause this reaction. Wondering what she said would be an interesting game. So I started playing with all the possibilities while I made my way home.

Maybe she told him she's a pornstar in korea. Maybe she’d just told him she slept with his brother. Possibly, I mean, well she looks great.. pretty hot I'd say, however, how genius would it be to tell him, like it’s no big deal, while holding hands and walking? Kind of a smart move to admit it in public actually. He couldn’t very well kill her there, right? Well I got the whole week to play this game.

cooking bacon

Looking too far ahead, hoping and planning, is mostly self-destructive. Trust me. You build up what you hope will happen and when it doesn't, you're crushed. So it's important to stay in the moment. This is my experience.

Still, without much effort, my next year is trying to shape up into something. The all big architecture firm was sort of a failure for me this year. But next year, it might not be and I'm certainly considering how to approach it again.

I'm also getting back in court if weather permits, playing moooore hours of tennis on weekends, just enough to feel much, much better. It might be possible for me to do something real productive late this year. I'm still looking for something that seems kind of fun and offbeat.

Meanwhile, I think I've come up with a diabolical way to make money (legally) and potentially get good pay. It's absolutely appalling in a ghoulish sort of way and I don't give a shit. Poker is fun and it plays pretty well.

The money could be the means to pay for the time I lost. And I could afford an actual vacation, a little break somewhere next year. So there will be no vacations for me this year kids. The piggy bank was turned into bacon. Anyway, I'm staying in the moment, but considering that next year might have some promise.

lego pleasure

I suddenly became obsessed with lego. I can’t really tell what caused me to become a lego fan again, but I’m glad I did.

fauxtographer

:: a person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by “Pointing-and-shooting” hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to an album titled “My Photography”, “My Art”, or “Critique My work”. Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.

:: a person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

lego architecture

LEGO ARCHITECTURE!!! This is awesometastic. Lego definitely is the coolest toy ever invented. Why? Go ahead and try to think of a cooler toy. You can’t because there isn’t any. Lego is the George Clooney of toys and it kicks other toys' plastic asses.

My self-diagnosed ADHD and slight autism has made it hard for me to sit still and this is where my lego hero comes in. Lego lets me sit still, turn my brain off and relax into the tiny bricks, searching for the right colors, pairing the right pieces and building my mongoloid creations. I am soothed and at peace with all myself and one with the world. Thank you lego. Thank you.

prison glee

This morning while taking a leak, I thought of the newest and the awesomest show to hit our primetime television. Knowing that everyone watches glee, I propose a local musical featuring the Cebu prison dancers. Come on, dancing inmates rule and a tv show must be made. It’ll be prison rules ofcourse.. Prison Break meets Glee but more awesome with a working title “Prison Glee”.

It’ll be an action-musical-suspense-comedy-drama that will revolve around two brothers, one has been blackmailed into joining a prison choir, and the other makes a plan to help his brother escape prison before he completely turns gay.

It’ll have an ensemble of cast, top-billed by Robin Padilla and BeBe Gandanghari, the two protagonists of the series. Padilla will play a structural engineer who creates an elaborate plan help his brother escape prison. GandangHari, the convicted felon blackmailed into joining the prison choir. And the actual Cebu inmates and correctional officers along with many recurring guest stars.

With a fan base of musical lovers and young men looking for violence and quick excitement, "Prison Glee" is not one to ignore. This show will definitely warm everyone’s souls, letting us all know that little crooks can sing and dance so great. Beat that Ryan Murphy. Ha!

Ibuprofen or glasses?

So how do I know if I need glasses? I'm sure I have very good vision, last time I tested I was 20/20. I drive around 30 minutes to an hour going home and lately I'm getting bad headaches whenever I go over 30 minutes or so. I think that is do to me staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, seven days a week. My eyes are hurtin aswell that I'm having a hard time reading anything. I feel like I have to squint my eyes a lot just to read signs and that suck.

I can't possibly need glasses. Do I need glasses? Nah.. Who needs glasses when we have advil.

Anypoo, for your entertainment I found this video which says why we should watch more women's soccer. Meet Elizabeth Lambert, she's attractive, convulsive, very aggressive, she reeks of danger and she kicks ass!.. literally. Maybe I can start a fan club and stalk her. I wonder if she has a boyfriend? I wonder how much advil is her boyfriend taking. Big ups to badmelonscomedy for putting this up.

paranormal activity

Paranormal Activity is soo awesome that it will continue to creep you out long after the movie ends. Ok, maybe not. I wasn’t even really that interested on it early on but every time I saw a promo for this movie, I peed out of excitement so I figured I would go. I thought the acting was horrible, pacing was a little too slow and it wasn't just good enough as they promoted it to be regardless how poorly funded it was. It was all gloriously moronic and kind of pathetic. But if you watch it in the right mindset, nah.. you'll hate it too. It wasn't just as scary as everyone's saying. I suppose the hype and my high expectations somehow messed it up for me. And I cannot believe so many people are being suckered. This insanity has to stop.

pac it in

I'm tellin ya Pacman will pepper Cotto's face, combo after combo like a bruised puerto rican meat. And he will run and cry in the corner like a bitchy little girl. But then I don't care. I don't really follow boxing, I just drink beer and enjoy the food and yell at the TV with everyone else cause you gotta support the winning guy. Though it's also exciting to see someone mess up our national anthem again. Can't wait to see it.

daft hands

Like they say, creative does not have to equal expensive or complex. Sometimes, the simplest ideas are the ones that bring about the most views in youtube. There are loads of daft versions now but these royal hands started it all. On a side note, I am really attracted to these hands. The fact that a girl took the time to choreograph such ambidextrous moves and that she likes Daft Punk, ups her hotness 1,000,000 points. Any chick that can bust like that is pretty darn cool. However why do I get this feeling that she might be a dude? .. is she???